Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
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