I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
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