just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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