What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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