It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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