I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
Randomize
