She's like a pop up book from hell.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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