so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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