Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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