i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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