he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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