Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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