Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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