Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? 😭😭
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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