Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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