just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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