Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
You are a genius and a whore.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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