It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
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