FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
