Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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