it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Randomize
