I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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