Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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