yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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