even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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