im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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