is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just want nice things and good sex
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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