he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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