Sacagawea was the original milf.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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