Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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