we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
My ass is underappreciated
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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