STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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