Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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