let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I'm sobbing to NWA
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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