What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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