If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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