1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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