i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
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