Is it normal to miss your booty call?
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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