so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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