Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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