I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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