i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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