is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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