Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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