What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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