their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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