roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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