I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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