Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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